Well, that's not wordy. Sarcasm aside, this game, as a fan of the series and the original game, is puzzling. Actually, the better word might be "baffling." It was one thing to remake Superstar Saga , which at that point had only been recently playable on the Wii U's Virtual Console, assuming you were fine with not being able to play it on-the-go. For AlphaDream to remake the very first game of the series after the painfully mediocre and unoriginal Paper Jam was... nice, for lack of a better word. Plus, it came with a neat side story centered on an ordinary Goomba leading fellow minions in search of Bowser. Ultimately, Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions (or just SS DX ) financially performed only as well as a 3DS remake of a Game Boy Advance game could when another Mario game called Super Mario Odyssey was right around the corner. "Well" as in not even 80,000 copies . Yeah. That's... pretty bad, to put it lightly. At the very leas...